Wet Cleveland Tomato

When you catch your wife, a Cleveland native, committing adulterously sexual acts with your recently planted tomato plant. Instead of being angry, you proceed to have a raunchy no-limits sex fest with the plant and your wife. As your infant son watches from the window, certainly scarring him for life, you make the mother of your infant child eat wet dirt while penetrating her. After an hour of passionate lovemaking, it’s time for all participants of the ungodly genital jamboree to switch positions. Your wife is now the tomato plant, which means she needs to be buried taint-deep in dirt and spray-painted red. The tomato plant now assumes the role of the man and you will have to gaze your recently planted wife in the eyes as the stem of the tomato plant sodomizes you. At this point in the botany sex fest, you notice your teenager daughter in the window along with your infant son. You tell them its important for this family progress and continue to get pounded by the seeded tomato plant.

Jonathan, why is my wife in a potted plant? Because George, she just got wet cleveland tomato'ed.

by Seaniebananas December 4, 2016

max di tomato

a man that is italian with di as their middle name

Man: “ayy its max di tomato!”
Italian: “SHUT UP””

by maxditomato123 May 12, 2022

tomato town

literally the worst place to land in fortnite

Guy 1: yo let's drop tomato town
Guy 2: lol no, it's garbage like you

by 😩👏🏻 August 25, 2018

timation

Sense of timing

Learn and explore exciting timation.

by Hercolena Oliver January 26, 2009

Tomato

ITS A FRUIT NOT A VEGETABLE

SEEDS INSIDE ME YES FRUITS YES

Example: Blueberry have seed yes? AND LIKE MUCH OTHER FRUIT (besides strawberry) HAS SEED INSIDE YES??? YES
in conclusion, TOMATO IS A FRUIT SPREAD DA WORDDDD

by anonymous November 18, 2020

I'm a tomato

When someone is blushing badly or blushes frequently

I hate speaking in front of the class. I'm a tomato when I get nervous.

Everyone knows she likes Jake. I mean, she's such a tomato around him.

by crazyprincessyo June 17, 2015

sexual tomato

1. Someone who is too cool to say i am the sexy to your beast.
So instead they say ""This is a sexual tomato, i want to bang, bang, bang."


2. Two beautiful girls who live in Chicago and
love to eat Reeses puffs cereal.

Scary Spice- Hey
Sporty Spice- Hello, this is a sexual tomato.
Scary Spice- a sexy tomato?
Sporty Spice- Yes.


Henry- Woah damn!
Frank- What?
Henry- I just saw a sexual tomatoe.

by Trisha and Jackie November 2, 2008