Oystering

The act of ejaculating in one's pants too soon while under a blanket.

"Oh, no! I'm oystering!"

"Dude, I am just sitting here in clothes!"

by Smellslikesean May 24, 2022

Oyster Leather

The labia majora and other skin surrounding the vagina. Usually discolored and resembles an axe wound.

Guy 1: I was fucking Jonathan’s mom last night and her snatch was all flappy.
Guy 2: Sounds like she’s got some oyster leather!

by Spare change poontang May 15, 2018

Oyster Shooter

When you cum into that pussy and it’s beading up on the bottom of those labia, looking like a pearl in an oyster on the half shell. Then she squat down over yo confused ass face and the moment it hits yo tongue she pressure washes pee down yo throat.

Oyster Shooter

“Bro I spent ten grand on some oyster shooters last night.” “What?!?! Where?!??”
“That red light district son”

by Daltronik February 11, 2025

oyster glove

Used for protection when shucking oysters. Originated in Lakeside PEI and sometimes used to scratch an itch.

Hey baby. Smell my oyster glove.

by Gazebo Johnny July 27, 2020

Heckin Oyster lookin bitch

A guy or girl that has or resembles the smell and look of a oyster. Usually used as a joke Among friends.

Ya know what Jake. You are a heckin oyster lookin bitch.

by xX_Fortcraft_Xx June 4, 2018

Mysterious Oysters

(slang) Typically used when talking about Psychedelic Mushrooms hitting really hard, or either looking to take a strong trip on Mushrooms.

Friend 1: "Last night we were everything everywhere!"

Friend 2: "Dayum broski we were certainly on another quest for the Mysterious Oysters!"

by 13AquaOrbit January 25, 2023

Bulgarian oyster

when a female hacks up Flem and snot and spits it on to concrete

did you see Lauren hack up and spit a Bulgarian oyster on to the footpath

by Scott_sporto the 1st September 5, 2025