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The act of performing cunnilingus on a pregnant woman being interrupted by her water breaking.
I was going down on Pregnant Peggy when her water broke. Oyster soup all over my face.
by TheBrettMan April 05, 2011
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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The act of a guy jerking off into his bellybutton, sprinkling in oregano, then scooping the mixture into a shot glass to drink it once it becomes room temperature
"Last night I was hungry AND horny, so I made some oyster soup."
by SloopingSlewBear March 01, 2018
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