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Definitions by crima_sauce

Basting The Turkey 

A girl wears a turkey hat and while pulling on the legs and making the turkey noise (gobble gobble) the guy cums in her face.
I walked in on Matt Basting the turkey with Annabel on Thanksgiving. Looked like she had a better meal than us.

Miley's wrecking ball 

When a girl is on her knees and you stand in front of her, grab your erection and then while pushing it back and forth you swing your hips and smack your "wrecking" balls into her face.
Last night my girlfriend was feeling adventurous so we put on hannah montana and I miley's wrecking balled her.
Miley's wrecking ball by crima_sauce November 25, 2017

Sydney Rock Oyster 

When you put two fingers in the anus and the thumb in the vagina like holding an oyster and then lick the clit like you are tipping the oyster into your mouth.
I was so horny and hungry that I gave her the old Sydney Rock Oyster.
Sydney Rock Oyster by crima_sauce November 25, 2017