stretchbutt

a homosexual "bottom boy" that craves getting fucked up the ass and dying from AIDS in order to achieve the ultimate gay experience.

see that skinny diseased faggot with the semen running out his ass and the big smile on his face. man what a fucking stretchbutt

by fagshooter December 15, 2011

stretchhole

Stretchhole is slang for when you have taken a giant dump and your butthole feels as if it has been stretched out. It is extremely uncomfortable and a common feeling after delivering a larger than normal turd that feels as if your are giving birth from your butthole normally due to late stages of constipation. Your butthole has a blinking or winking sensation for several minutes after you finish dumping and will remain sore for a couple of days.

I got a case of stretchhole because I took a dump the size of a small animal.

by jwatkins936 November 25, 2013

stretcher

A stretch that's so good it gives you a boner. (A combination of stretch and boner)

Man, that was a total stretcher

by textman09 December 27, 2013

Stretching wookie

When her pussy is extremely hairy and so loose that it sags and looks like a wookie. It also smells like wet dog.

"Yeah I was totally gonna bang her last night but she had a stretching wookie man. I got the fuck out of there. It was so gross.

by 4n4l monster for BenQ July 10, 2016

stretching wookie

When a girl's pussy is extremely hairy and her beef curtains are extremely big at the same time. It usually smells funny too; like a wet dog.

"Oh man I was gonna bang her last night but she had the biggest stretching wookie, dude. It was the grossed thing I'd ever seen so I high tailed the fuck outta there.

by 4n4l monster for BenQ July 10, 2016

Stretched Pajamas

When you get a boner and Diarrhea at the same time, so much so that it fills up your "pajamas".

"Holy crap dude, last night I had Stretched Pajamas"

"Dude that's disgusting!"

by Burzonic July 21, 2016

Stretch

1.) To beat somebody by a long shot in a fight.
2.) Stretch someone out disrespectfully.
3.) To stretch someone else.
4.) To stretch.

1.) I will stretch you in a fight!
2.) I stretch you out.
3.) May I stretch you?
4.) Looking vulgar while stretching, stretching, or stretching to fly.

by Junior's World January 25, 2017