Definitions by Burzonic

soggy cabbage 

When you take a cabbage, and piss on it, and make your friend eat it.

Oh dude, I made him a soggy cabbage!
Ewww!

soggy cabbage by Burzonic July 21, 2016

Frozen Banana 

When you are out in the snow and you get snow in your pants, covering your dick.

Oh dude, I so have a frozen banana right now.

Frozen Banana by Burzonic July 21, 2016

Stretched Pajamas 

When you get a boner and Diarrhea at the same time, so much so that it fills up your "pajamas".

"Holy crap dude, last night I had Stretched Pajamas"

"Dude that's disgusting!"

Stretched Pajamas by Burzonic July 21, 2016