Stretched Pajamas

When you get a boner and Diarrhea at the same time, so much so that it fills up your "pajamas".

"Holy crap dude, last night I had Stretched Pajamas"

"Dude that's disgusting!"

by Burzonic July 21, 2016

Frozen Banana

When you are out in the snow and you get snow in your pants, covering your dick.

Oh dude, I so have a frozen banana right now.

by Burzonic July 21, 2016

soggy cabbage

When you take a cabbage, and piss on it, and make your friend eat it.

Oh dude, I made him a soggy cabbage!
Ewww!

by Burzonic July 21, 2016