stretchhole 

Stretchhole is slang for when you have taken a giant dump and your butthole feels as if it has been stretched out. It is extremely uncomfortable and a common feeling after delivering a larger than normal turd that feels as if your are giving birth from your butthole normally due to late stages of constipation. Your butthole has a blinking or winking sensation for several minutes after you finish dumping and will remain sore for a couple of days.

I got a case of stretchhole because I took a dump the size of a small animal.

stretchhole by jwatkins936 November 25, 2013

Stretchlemur

The act of fingering a small puppy, while lighting a blunt with a pencil, drawing a picture with your toes, listening to Duran Duran, and watching skat porn; To completely rape somebody in every aspect of everything and anything ever imagined in the whole entire universe.

Oh....damn....I just stretchlemurred the piss out of you.

Stretchlemur by ChillyWilly321 May 21, 2011

stretchnology

n. The techniques used to make thread and yarn expand lengthwise. The scientific discovery that allowed the development of modern yoga pants.

The world would still be covered with saggy butts if Spandex hadn’t developed the stretchnology to shrink-wrap those asses.

stretchnology by Jerry.g.g March 13, 2019