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stretcher

A stretch that's so good it gives you a boner. (A combination of stretch and boner)
Man, that was a total stretcher
by textman09 December 27, 2013
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Crying

Hey man John is crying again. He says nothing getting done y'all because are all lazy fucks
by textman09 February 3, 2026
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