Butt sexting

When said walrus sticks their cell phone into its inner anal cavity and repeatedly texts themself to aquire a sensation some what relative to an orgasm of the anus.

That hot bitch wants to be butt sexting you big c.

by The walrus whisperer June 22, 2013

sextating

Verb

Having sex while cooking and or eating a potato

I had fun sextating with you last night, the potatoes were great.

by P0T@T0 September 22, 2009

sexthave

to manage the sexts you send in a particular way

I really like it when my wife sexts me during the day, but I asked her to sexthave a little bit as she was getting me too hot and being too raunchy.

by dahveede May 21, 2010

simo sext

To flirt with many people simultaneously via text messages.

So, how many peeps can I simo sext without being slutty?

by CyberV September 29, 2012

Sexting

Sending someone a picture of you sticking your finger in someone's ear.

Hey Bill, did u see her sexting messages yesterday!?
Yea Joe! Her finger had earwax on it for DAYS after!

by Drewryking December 24, 2010

Sextimony

v: The admission of committing a sexual act in legal counsel.

Bryant: We shall now here the SEXTIMONY

Kyle: Well, it was that one night and things just got out of hand...

Sam: I OBJECT.

by SRich Baby February 28, 2009

Sextacular

So incredibly SEXY that it's on the scale of SPECTACULAR.

That tattoo is looking absolutely sextacular on you! You must tell me who your artist is!

by Tishak the Spishak June 6, 2009