Sampyire

Noun
A vampire "Samson". When bit by a Sampyire you will slowly become "Samsonfyed"

The Sampyire bit the child.

by Dr.Ryker-Legacy August 13, 2003

sampsonize

the over-analization of a question or post. Usually occurs on message boards.

You totally sampsonized my post.

by ElMysterioso October 1, 2007

sampsonitis

A sickness where someone calls you over excessively.

1. Dang man, that one coach be blowing my cell phone up! I think that dudes got sampsonitis!

2. I was so drunk last night that I gave my number to this one nasty girl. Dude...I think she got 3rd degree sampsonitis cause shes called me about 30 times already!

by AsianPersuasian March 21, 2008

Scamperdoodle

farting while in the car.

Tina don't scamperdoodle, that's nasty(hearing a loud rattle and hearing something splatter)!

by Addison Bennett and Carl Fitzpatrick May 6, 2008

sampley

Chocolatey and delicious... and too small.

--after A grabs a second piece of chocolate cake from the sample tray--
B: "How was that?"
A: "Sampley."
B: "And by sampley you mean chocolatey and delicious?"
A: "And too small."
(actual origin of word!)

by cocoabonanzamoo March 5, 2009

Scampede

When you're in a mischevious mood, therefore a Scamp, and you set off in a stampede.

I set off on a Scampede up the town to have a few beers with mates.

by Big Chocolate Button October 20, 2010

Scampede

When you're in a mischevious mood, therefore a Scamp, and you set off in a stampede.

I set off on a Scampede up the town to have a few beers with mates.

by Big Chocolate Button October 21, 2010