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flap of skin

a flap of skin is a large piece of really thick skin that is in place of someones genitals and can be used as a means to cool people down by waking there flap of skin about, mostly found on males who watch animee and like to shove rats up there arse and then eat them.
oh my god did you see ronan shoving rats up his arse while liking his flap of skin.

yeh it was disgusting, it made me want to cut my face.
by PACHOWW May 10, 2009
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Alpine Skiing

These are some of the fastest athletes in the world unaided by machines. The best of the best break 90 mph. Or 95. Those who wish to criticize the awesomeness of the sport cite a lack of physical conditioning necessary among racers. Perhaps these people are more familiar with recreational skiing. Being truly competitive on the slopes requires strength as well as endurance. As well as skill. Not to mention courage the courage required to throw oneself off of an ice ledge onto a 45 degree skating rink where harassed repeatedly by hard-plastic poles.
A: I do nordic bro, I'm so fast!

B: Ever heard of alpine skiing?

A: yeah but it was too cool for me. I though it would be more fun to ski up hills than down them.
by jski13 January 13, 2012
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fore skin

The skin around penis tip. very pleasurable for men during intercourse or masturbation.
i have fore skin on the tip of my penis.
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Just sayin'

a phrase used to diffuse any ill feelings caused by a preceded remark.

sort of like a mentos.
"dude, your bitch has cankles...just sayin'."
by Yurhiness June 2, 2007
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taking the Skin-Boat to Tuna-Town

Slag for sexual intercourse. "Skin-Boat" refers to a penis. "Tuna-Town" refers to the vagina.
She let me take the Skin-Boat to Tuna-Town without even a "HELLO!"
by Kyle February 12, 2003
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cross country skiing

1. A recreational sport in which people tour through wooded trails at a leisurely pace.

2. A grueling competitive sport in which skiers, using classical or freestyle technique, try their best to mentally and physically outperform other skiers. Europe, especially Scandinavia, tends to have the best skiers.

3. A high school and college sport (assuming you live in a snowy enough area) that tends to attract cross country runners, soccer players, attractive girls, and, in my experience, Latin students.
Cross country skiing is a nice way to get around.

Thousands of cross country skiers compete in the American Birkebeiner in Cable, Wisconsin.

Cross country skiing is a good way to meet women.
by Zeke May 3, 2006
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skin cigar

Referring to the penis. See "pole smoker"
The pole smoker sucks on skin cigars.
by LlamaPump May 1, 2003
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