scapegoatboy

Someone who bears the brunt and blame for almost anything that can and does go wrong.

He is the new scapegoatboy for the department if anything bad happpens.

by Tom Tolman July 8, 2007

Science Granniii

Derived from an episode of Bill Nye the Science Guy, in which an old lady (known as the Science Granny - spelling now changed to Granniii) shows how force works by playing tug of war with her granniii friends against nancy boys. Unfortuanutely, the Science Granniii lost. Tianna (the most amazingly hard person you can ever meet) is now known as the Science Granniii because that granniii was hard and Tianna is carrying out her legend. Kicking nancy boys into the mud the way the orginial granniii should have.

"You are the Science Granniii. Kicking down those nancy boys into mud."

by AdrianaRocks November 15, 2007

Scape Job

Getting a blow job while you play Runescape.

Kenny: Hey babe, jsu on Runescape pwning noobs. Mocha: Want a Scape Job?

by WiggaAintGotAttitude December 15, 2009

scapewaffle

One who is blamed for a bad waffle!

Marco was a bad waffler so he blamed Polo, the scapewaffle.

by Suelingigig October 16, 2010

scien-socialite

(Pro-noun) An individual that utilizes fun facts to lighten social situations, particularly awkward encounters such as loaded comments or first impressions.

Merging science with the behavior and tactics of a socialite.

Example of use in conversation:

A: "I'm nervous about having a baby."
B: "Did you know that female sea turtles mate with 7 turtles, store their seed, and choose which to release to fertilize their eggs?"
A: "Wow you are a true scien-socialite!"

by Kathy1985 January 13, 2014

Schpeng

To consume an alcoholic beverage swiftly, in one sitting.

Gary schpenged his drink with geeza like haste.

The three of them crept like mice downstairs to schpeng a schpengahli.

Geeza 1: 'Schpeng?'

Geeza 2: short pause for thought

Geeza 1&2: Nodding with agreed satisfaction Schpeng :)

by Kipniko July 26, 2015

Science Justice Warrior

Someone who attempts to reform scientific nomenclature for the sake of making things less arbitrary.

Person 1: "Pluto isn't a planet, and neither is Jupiter or Earth! Planet is a dumb name that means 'wanderer.' We should use 'World' or 'Planemo' instead!"
Person 2: "Stop being such a Science Justice Warrior, bro."

by Gregrox Moon July 8, 2016