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scat pipe 

Another term for turd cutter, or the sphincter. Rectum, butthole, etc.
Those jalapenos lit my scat pipe on fire.
scat pipe by Qel E June 22, 2007

Soul Pipe 

When a big black cock is giving anal to a white girl.
Hey bitch! Take that Soul Pipe.
Soul Pipe by Skeetniggah February 3, 2009

snowball pipe 

Take a perfectly sticky snow and compact it very tightly in between your hands until you have a tight and round ball (about the size of an apple). Make sure it's hard as a rock. Then, poke one hole in the back and two in the sides. The hole on the top is meant for weed and one hole in the side is meant for sucking and the other hole is your carb. Light up!
We made a killer snowball pipe on the chairlift today!

Sherlock Pipe 

A long and semi-thick shit that shoots out of the rectum so quick that it hits the back of the bowl at a high rate of speed causing the turd to bend into the shape of Sherlock Holmes' pipe. Very common in public and office bathrooms which contain small amount of water in a sitting toilet bowl.
"I went to drop a log in the men's room but Paul Mahoney left a Sherlock pipe floating above the water line!"
Sherlock Pipe by thewildeydruid September 14, 2012

clean the pipes 

masturbation to prevent the pipes from clogging, which can lead to the back up of sperm that flows directly to the brain causing awkward sexual advances, undue violence, and masturbation in creative and sometimes inappropriate places.
I should clean the pipes before that date tonight.

For sure! You don't want to be going for the kiss before the bread even gets there.
clean the pipes by t freezy August 13, 2011

Fart pipe 

Exsessivly big, loud mufflers found on rice rockets that sound like a farts.
Damn, his fart pipe is louder than a room full of drunken sailors!
Fart pipe by Flip April 30, 2002