porcelain

A toilet. Literally the material that many toilets are made out of.

Man, I just shit my brains out on the porcelain.
Excuse me, may I use the porcelain.

by joegvo January 10, 2008

PERCESIVE

Per-ce-sive per-se-siv —adjective.
a term used to describe people aware of media bias that actively seek out their own facts.

A blending of three words: Person meaning people, Perception meaning to be aware and Pensive meaning thinking.

It’s no secret people want to convince us of their opinions, rely on their data, consider their perspective or accept them as experts, we must be PERCESIVE and put on a filter to make responsible, informed decisions that we don't regret.

Our mother was very PERCESIVE as she instructed us to avoid the temptation to accept whatever we hear first by evaluating sources and fact checking.

by Eric Mixon February 9, 2009

parcelling

when your bored on the toilet and so you start texting people, telling them that your on can.

Texter1: Yo.

Texter2: Wassup?

Texter1: Nuthin'. Just parcellin'. Parcelling kicks ass.

by dumpsta July 2, 2009

Porcelain Shrubbery

A small area of pubic hair that sometimes can be found laying on the outer rim of any given toilet.

"I gotta piss man."
"Dude make sure to watch out for the porcelain shrubbery."

"Buy Oxy-clean! The fastest cleaning agent for your bathroom. Gets off even the sketchiest shrubbery!"

by ShredHeadGent July 22, 2009

Peacely

Short for "peacefully"; Doing your thing without any interruptions...

I always like Fridays because I can get my groove on peacely.

by DDre 104 April 19, 2011

Porcelain Goddess

A sex position in which the male sits on the toilet with legs spread and the girl sits on top of his dick and basically rides him. Perfect position for your girl if she wants to try topping and is usually comfortable for both parties, legs may get sore but it's an added bonus workout, it's an easy position!

Guy 1: omg i can't believe you let her top you!
Guy 2: what, she wanted to practice, it was just the Porcelain Goddess...

by Waifu!~ April 19, 2022

Perceiving

The state of being so high that you ascend to the level of perceiving as opposed to existing.

Yo, Edin is totally perceiving right now

by Maneanea October 15, 2022