Pogo Nob

When one jumps onto the bed with too much conviction and spritliness, so much so that their fallus recoils, propelling the person up to 20ft in the air.

Linked to pressurised cock.

'I heard Hughes got into bed with Janet'
'Yeah I heard he acquired a Pogo Nob at night. Broke his fucking neck, poor sod.

by pp wolloy February 21, 2022

Lil nob

Not pro or noob

He’s a lil nob hahahahah

by Little noob lol hahaha June 3, 2022

great nob, hitler

Spoonerism of “Great Hit, Nobler” popularised and solely used by members of Tonbridge Baseball Club

“Great nob, Hitler! Urgh, I mean great hit, Nobler!”

by Mebemax July 14, 2023

Nib Nob

Lovable Child, meant in a sarcastic manner.

Youre so smart my dear nib nob.

by A nib nobber July 27, 2023

skirt nob

A soft person who uses unsavory techniques and sabotage to drag down superior rivals in order to gain strength in public opinion. Phrase equivalent to "Dude! Pull yer skirt down, yer nob is showing."

Person1: Did you hear Ryan Day hired a private dick to spy on Michigan and Jim Harbaugh?
Person2: Columbus Blackbeard is such a skirt nob!

by Allroy4Prez November 3, 2023

twig nob

A defamatory word to express discomfort towards a person/situation.

"Your friend was being weird today"
"Ya, he was acting like a twig nob"

by Twiggy's May 30, 2024

Boomerang-Nob

When one’s penis is boomerang shaped.

‘Damn that’s some boomerang-nob action’ said Kevin to Dave

by PopDemon79 April 27, 2025