Nob

It's when someone is so freaking bad and stupid

ÅMAYGAD, u souch a nob

by lalala12344 November 20, 2018

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Nob Niff

An excessive build up of smelly, mouldy and rotten nob cheese. A term used for stilton dick or cheesey cock syndrome.

Hey girls, who likes the smell of a nice, extra mature bit of nob niff? The doctor has advised that you have a servere case of nob niff. Hey honey, drop your smelly scuds, i want to give you a nicy tasty portion of my 10 year matuee mature nob cheese, what's the going ae

by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024

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Nob

A penis

You are a nob

by private24857 April 21, 2023

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Nob jockey

1. A person who rides the sausage like their life depends on it.

2. A derogatory term used to insinuate somebody is a rampant homosexual.

1. Mate she is a right nob jockey. Rode me all night like I was a thorough bred at the grand national.

2. Look at that nob jockey with his collar up like he thinks he's Eric Fuckin' Cantona.

by TheRealSampy May 30, 2016

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nob gollip

A person that downright frustrates/vexes you. Can be due to their ineptitude, over-enthusiasm, egotism, or any other generally exasperating characteristic behaviour.

Janice: Here comes Matt. What magnificently exaggerated story has he got for us today then, I wonder? Maybe the one about the time the tiger ripped his arm half off and him still using it to call the ambulance. I love that one!

Gregory: What a nob gollip... "Hi Matt!"

by Elephant Mittens October 26, 2007

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