nob kebab

A person who is in watts with blond hair lives in St Albans and acts like a bellend all the time and is rude and cringey and annoying for no reason

Wow bro your being such a nob kebab today for no reason

by TheNobKebabKnower July 24, 2017

Nob

A gay stupid man usually called Tom

“Tom is a complete nob”

by Yeetthekids December 3, 2020

Nob

A nob or a.k.a nigga on a budget .

I am unable to go out this weekend due to the fact of me being a nob.

by Simon Taylor December 1, 2015

Dorf-nob

A strange eccentric individual who often wears butterfly glasses and often with a limp dick for a brain who always thinks he or she is quite right in the head.

An average librarian or an eccentric barrister being a right dorf-nob in his or her job.

by Jake Tankard August 1, 2008

Nib Nob

Lovable Child, meant in a sarcastic manner.

Youre so smart my dear nib nob.

by A nib nobber July 27, 2023

Nobbed sucked

When a Lath incorrectly spells the phrase "nob sucked"

Sutton was trying to get his nobbed sucked

by John Giles November 1, 2021

Nob Sock

A Nob Sock is a term used to describe the sock a person has put their nob into at the moment of orgasm to ejaculate into. This is done to keep sheets clean and leave the mess for the washing machine. Also done for fetish reasons.

The term Nob Sock can also be used as an insult to another person, refering them to be a nob sock in a demeaning manner.

A: OMG why did you put your nob in a sock!?
B: Keep the sheets clean silly

2A: Kenz your a nob sock you know
2B: I know silly

by KENZI199 July 16, 2008