Nobler

Someone that is a nob or has qualities of a nob

i can't belive you stole my shoes. you're such a nobler

by Shady May 13, 2004

Nobler

A person who is being an all around snake.

Person 1: Did you hear what my friend James did to me?
Person 2: No, what did he do?
Person 1: He started banging my girl right before we broke up.
Person 2: What a nobler!

by No Snakes here December 15, 2017

Jeremy Nobler

Noun: The act of engulfing ostrich eggs using your vagina

i was at the zoo yesterday when i decided to jump in the Australia Exhibit and "Jeremy Nobler", it was orgasmic.

by 12$ December 15, 2009

Cob Nobler

Somebody who acts smart but is stupid. A complete dumbass.

Scott Donavan's a cob nobler

"Shut up cob nobler"

by Eric Montgomery May 9, 2006

Noble idiot

A person who 'sacrifices' their own happiness with the assumption that they are bringing happiness to the person they are sacrificing for, when in fact, this sacrifice makes the other person even more unhappy.

Prime Minister: I'm in a contract marriage with you and now you're telling me that my real missing and presumed dead wife is really alive?
I: Yes. So I'm going to leave you even though we've decided we actually love each other and want to marry for real now.
Prime Minister: But I don't want my old wife back. She pretended to be dead so I hate her now. But I love you, you noble idiot.
I: Tough. I'm gonna travel the world and write a kids book. Get back with your old wife.
*Prime Minister proceeds to not get back with old wife because he hates her while I mopes because she's depressed she left the Prime Minister*

by kshyt0385 February 5, 2014

NOBLETIGER

Baseball acronym: No-Outs Bases-Loaded-Ending (with) Team-Incapable (of) Getting-Easy-Run.

With the bases loaded and not outs even a mediocre team can trade outs for runs (e.g. sacrifice fly-outs and bunts). A team that fails at this fundamental level has committed NOBLETIGER and brought humiliation upon themselves, their families, fans, city and nation.

For non-baseball fans the situation is equivalent to having erectile dysfunction at an all you can eat brothel.

"LMAO, the Giants pulled a NOBLETIGER in the 9th inning against Kenley Jansen! They should be relegated to AAA"

by RobSnob July 30, 2021

Noblebright

used to describe roleplaying settings, noblebright is the opposite of grimdark, used to describe settings where noble heroes valiantly fight against evil forces to create a brighter future.

D&D 4th edition is really noblebright

by erectionman May 1, 2010