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Modern Feminism

The belief and theory that everyone deserves equal and equitable treatment and opportunity regardless of gender, sexuality, sex, race, religion, disability, etc.

Modern feminism is NOT the belief that women are better than men or that all men are scumbags.
“Billy believes that everyone should have equality and equity.”
“Oh, so Billy must identify with modern feminism.”
by Fightmebitches January 10, 2018
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Modern Warfare

The game that everyone with no brain plays
Guy 1: hey, have you seen jack?

Guy 2: yeah, I saw him playing Modern Warfare
by Hffhhf April 25, 2020
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One of the best games of all time... Ever.
Guy 1: How's the game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2?
Guy 2: It blew mah fucking mind!
by 1RandomFatGuy June 9, 2010
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modern baseball

when two guys are doing the same girl, and clap their balls together
"dude, me and my brother played modern baseball with this freaky chick last night"
by freakofthenation24 January 12, 2016
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Modernisation

The process of deconstructing practices, techniques and standards of the past and replacing them with modern methodology particularly concerning cost efficiency, increase in profit margins often with the result of declining customer service.
Elderly man - "We used to be served tea and biscuits when we travelled by rail in our own compartments."

Young man - "That's so old fashioned, the railways have gone through a period of modernisation under the government recently. They've got rid of the expensive complimentary tea and biscuits and shove us into cattle trucks now. That's much more modern.'
by Chairfax August 2, 2008
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Modern Antiquity

(1) Any time in the modern era that predates your conception birthday.

(2) The latter half of the 20th Century; before the Aughts.

(3) The time before email, smartphones and the world wide web.

(4) When your parents grew up.
Before the Aughts, in times of modern antiquity, people had to sit in meetings, pay attention and actually single-task. Can you imagine not being able to text, update your status, or check-in?
by Headington Cabal September 24, 2011
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Modern Day Genius

Someone who is insanely smart but is too lazy to put those smarts to use. Also referred to as MDG.
Guy 1: Yo, your friend Zac is super smart. Could you see if he'd be willing to tutor me in Spanish?
Guy 2: Nah boi, he's brilliant but he's lazy AF. No way he'll do it.
Guy 1: Ahh damn, I'm gonna fail Spanish because of this modern day genius. Greaaat.
by Creative Usurping Mastermind August 28, 2016
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