Mommy milkers

A farming husband, milking his cow of a wife. Not to be mistaken with boobs

Call the mommy milkers! This party is full of nothing but cows

by Notkivevab May 18, 2021

coal miner

When you take a shit so nasty that the next person to use the bathroom needs to send in a canary first to make sure the air isn't poisonous

I just took a coal miner in the john, you might want to wait a few minutes before you go in or you could choke to death.

On my poop-gas.

by Poopadynitz December 4, 2012

fuckin' minger

Usually used to describe a woman who is very ugly. Can also be used for a man, but less common.

A: Ah shagged that burd the other night.
B: Ye whit!!!? She's a fuckin' minger.
A: Aye, but ah wiz too pished tae gee a fuck.

by Jamie September 27, 2004

minter

Someone who uses Linux Mint operating system

First person:What operating system do you use?
Second person: Linux Mint
First person: Nice you're a minter!

by willxtreme December 28, 2009

mincer

a term used to describe someone who is trying to do as little work as possible at any given time relative to the amount and type of work he or she should be doing. a mincer can plan a 'mince' in advance as well as 'mincing' spontaneously. a mince or mincer is usually the first to tell a fellow colleague off for mincing themselves. mincing is the art of avoiding any form of work.

"alright Bruce",
"alright Ben",
"where's Adam?"
"he's on a bit of a mince"
"that lazy cunt"
"what do you expect, he's a fat mincer"

by Benjamin 'benski' Tomkinson September 19, 2003

minkey

a human with anthropoid traits

he is a minkey

by uben cho July 7, 2008

Mingers

Manly fingers; large fingers

Good lord of the dance, look at the size of Todd's mingers!

by mackdaddymitch September 13, 2009