Jacked

1. Under the influence (adj.)
2. Stole (v., past tense)
3. Ridiculously muscular (adj.)
4. Ridiculously rich (adj.)

1 & 2: I'm way too jacked to do this online English assignment...I'll just email my teacher, explaining that someone jacked my internet cord.

3 & 4: Being jacked makes him jacked squared; people pay him for being sexy! The beauty of steroids.

by secret_code_name March 17, 2009

Swagger Jacker

Someone who steals someone elses, syle, flow, lyrics, ideas and passes them off as there own.

Yo Cam and Jay your both a couple of swagger jackers.

by Alfred 'Easy' Elgo June 11, 2006

Jacket Bastard

Person who continually wears suit jacket, with, or without matching trousers

Mick 'THE JACKET' Collins

by Mick Jacket December 3, 2003

jackenheimer

a term used while experiencing road rage. a person that acts like an idiot, and probably pisses you off.

Get out of the way, jackenheimer!

by L. King May 23, 2006

Jackie Chan

verb; to move to a destination in a non-linear, acrobatic manner. Usually describing a sequence of moves as opposed to a single dive roll or back flip.

John: Looks like the stairs are packed with people moving like snails.

Mike: Well we can just Jackie Chan over the railing, off the duct work and bypass all the slow ass chumps.

by Nisah May 3, 2007

Cracker Jacker

A black gay man that either is only attracted to or only hits on white guys

Friend: Hey, you think that guy is cute?
Black guy: No, I'm only into white guys
Friend: You're such a Cracker Jacker

by CGOLDS15 July 25, 2010

jackie treehorn

To draw something accurately in drawsomething, then very slowly erase it and replace with a picture similar to Jackie Treehorn's sketch in The Big Lebowski. Ideally your opponent will guess your drawing and, while feeling victorious, will be presented with a picture of a man with his large dick and balls.

What? I swear it was a church. I just got jackie treehorned.

by uxjackson September 16, 2012