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italian barber

1) When you jizz on a black-haired woman's forehead, and then slick her hair back with it.

2) Someone is blowing you You pull out your wang, blow you load on the person's forehead and then slick the person's hair back with it.
Bro, last night when Maria blew me I gave her the Italian Barber. It took her an hour and a half to wash all of my babies out of her hair!
by Joey G-Spot January 4, 2008
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itam

Item. Can be used in many ways, as a noun or adjective.
1) ogm d00d taht girl is sooo itam.
2) WFT WHO STOEL MY ITAM?!!?!?!?!?!?/1/
by Asiafan July 28, 2003
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Spicy Italian Sausage

A Spicy Italian Sausage is when you try to get freaky with a girl so she offers a footjob, then proceeds to Indian Burn your dick with her feet.
Person A: "Dude why do you have a limp, did you get freaky last night? Haha"
Person B: "She offered a FJ and gave me Indian Burn in the process"
Person A: "hahaha dude, she gave you a Spicy Italian Sausage? That's what you get for trying to spice up your sex life"
by GlitterCupcakke420 September 28, 2019
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italians

Italian girls typically have olive skin that looks quite tan, curly brown or black hair, dark eyes, and a great ass. They cook beeter than anyone and are not only incredibly sexy, but extreemly intelligent.

Italian guys also have tan skin, dark hair, and dark eyes. most italian guys have great chest hair. they are gorgeous and they know it. No matter what anyone says is syintifically proven, everyone who is italian know that italian guys have big dicks. They are also extreemly intelligent and respect women more than many cultures. they like to marry italian girls because they need someone took cook like mamma did.

And just to clarify, not all italians are involved with the maufia. And no guys in italy EVER wear gold. EVER.
Guy 1: "Man, look at those girls. They must be italians cause I'm getting hard just looking at them. Oh shit, do you think they heard me?"

Guy 2: "Dude, do you think anyone with such a great ass has room for any brain at all?"

Italian Girl (In perfect inglish): Well, we would if our boobs weren't so big"

*walks over to her sexy italian boyfriend*

Italian Boyfriend (To guy 1 and 2): Va fa un culo! (Go fuck an ass!)
by io sono la piu bella! April 26, 2006
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Italian Victory Salute

Verb. To dramatically lift the middle finger while refraining from lifting the index, middle, ring, thumb, or pinky fingers. This is also commonly known as 'Flipping Off', 'Giving the bird', 'Flashing Your Sign', or 'Giving the finger'. First introduced by the French longbowmen in the middle ages. It was known that longbowmen needed their middle finegr to fire arrows at the enemy. Essentially, they 'Flipped Off' their enemy, a derisive way of proving that they can still kill them. It still works today even! It is, in a rounabout way, a simple way of saying 'Fuck You, I can still kill you.' Of course, it is not called the 'French Victory Salute' for the same fact that the French have no victory songs, and their victory flag is a white picture on a white background with a white border.
'Shut up or I'll give you my Italian Victory Salute!'
by Nekko Erickson February 2, 2006
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itamarism

a goverment sytem in which everyone and everything is protested and coperations must brought down
personA:Hey you beilive in itamarism
person2:Ya thats why i protest coffe bean
by itafart April 13, 2008
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Italian Swimsuit

The term used to describe what people in the mafia would make their victims "wear" before swimming with the fishes. Usually consisting of weights/bricks/other heavy objects being attached to someone before being thrown into a large, deep body of water.
Mafia guy: Hey, this guy won't pay up.

Other guy: Well, let's give him an Italian Swimsuit because he's gonna be swimming with the fishes pretty soon.

Mafia guy: I'll go grab some bricks.
by Jukedalon May 2, 2010
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