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1.someone who has gross patches of hair on their back.
2.patches of hair on someones back that no wax job could get rid of.
3.not what you would want to feel on your lover's back.
Look at him, he thinks he looks good,too bad he has a rug on his back.
eewwww look at that, he has a serious case of hair back.
by hahahehehahaha July 22, 2005
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