Google Witch

A crystal enthusiast interested in furthering their esoteric knowledge via google (and instagram). The type of person with black chipped nail ‘who-felt-your-Gemini-energy’. Focuses on the optics of witchcraft. Consider this behavior gentrification.

“Did that google witch seriously pull out her tarot cards to take a selfie?”

by Withtheeyecontact September 8, 2020

Google chrome

Google chrome is the browser you go to when you are too retarded to find another browser.

The people who use google chrome are very likely to
watch clickbait youtube videos
be a teacher or some other old guy who are not experienced with computers
play fartneit

Matt: Hey I found this cool browser called brave
Jay: What is a browser?
Matt: Oh right, you're a google chrome normie.

by HugeEgoVirgin March 20, 2021

google roast

a roast that looks like it was taken from google
can also be used for an roast thats been commonly used

Person 1: Did you know that Cuba was under Spanish rule?
Person 2: Did I ask?
Person 1: Did you literally use a google roast to insult me?

by yruhwiejsofkhiurkdsagf July 18, 2021

Google Fuckery

When another person is able to locate information on Google that you had trouble finding

Dude, Jeremy got the links you were searching for all night!
Damn, that's some google fuckery

by PublicVoidStart April 26, 2022

Google CEO Effect

The social phenomenon where no one knows the name of CEOs of a famous company, but no one wants to search them up and actually find their name.

Elon Musk will never fall prey to the Google CEO Effect because he's constantly trying to trend on Twitter.

by hughhugh121 October 30, 2022

Home Google

An internet search that should be searched at home, as opposed to work or school, where you searching could be monitored.

I wouldn't look up that page at work, it's definitely a home google.

by FirstClassJC September 22, 2009

mind-google

The act of remembering, in the post-Google world.

No, no, no. Let's see if we can't mind-google this one.

by BFSduo November 4, 2010