first

Apparently sought after position of being the first person to write on an online comment section, only to use the opportunity to write "first."

Mike: "Yeah bro, I totally wrote first on that article."

Allen: "Thats not douchey at all."

by ronmex7 April 16, 2009

first pancake

An awkward or unsuccessful first experience, followed by better, highly successful subsequent experiences of the same kind. Like when you make a batch of pancakes: The first one turns out messed-up because you're out of practice or haven't made pancakes before. The second and following pancakes come out perfectly round and golden.

Girl 1: "My new boyfriend is so great, but when we had sex for the first time, it was awkward and terrible. I hope it gets better. I really like him and he likes me."

Girl 2: "Be patient. It's just like the first pancake. I'm sure it will get better."

by orangek September 2, 2010

First Love Syndrome

The first person you truly fall in love with. You want to spend every moment with this person, you're almost addicted. You picture yourself marrying this person. Even when things turn sour, you're sure you'll work them out. Even when you break up, you're sure that after some time, even in the future, you will get back together and live happily ever after. Because you love each other, how could you not? This usually happens in your teens. And when you mature more, you (hopefully) realize that it was just first love syndrome.

Wow, Jill really thinks she is going to get back together with Jack after he dumped her on her birthday? She just has first love syndrome.

by slysammie08 January 17, 2015

First-Fuck-Syndrome (FFS)

When a woman loses her virginity, the resulting condition that causes an irrational feeling of attachement and love towards her current partner. The severity of this disease should not be underestimated. It can also extend beyond the termination of said relationship. In unusual and rare circustances, it has been known to affect effeminate men as well.

"Wow, he told all her friends he hates her, cheated on her, got with her best friend the day after they broke up, but she is still telling everyone that she wants to be with him, and that he's perfect for her."

"Yeah, that girl is really First-Fuck-Syndromed."

by S.D. and S.W.A. January 30, 2005

First World Problems

It's very easy to mis-interprate the definition of "First World Problems" but once you truly understand the pain you go through when your Wi-Fi wont work or your mum only gave you one lolly instead of two, you just dont give a fuck.

First World Problems: "I'm Hungry"
Third World Poblems "I'm Hungry"

First World Problems: "Muuuuuuuummmmm!! The fucking showers gone cold again!"

by Sk4llsRPG January 1, 2015

First Person Shooter

Where you can only see the weapon or item.

Halo, Half-life, Killzone these are all examples of First Person Shooters

by XII DesTinY July 17, 2005

Love at First Sight

When two people experience the passion of "love" towards each other after their eyes meet for the very first time.

Sammie and David shared love sparks ever since the first time their eyes met.

by S.L, D.D June 26, 2004