Poor Benny can't even put a condom on because he has cock flop....or.... I was recently informed that cock flop is an early warning sign of heart disease.
by Mr. Jabbers May 21, 2008
by eminemstan1000 February 20, 2022
A trite, topical, and out-dated political term invented by republicans for the 2004 ellections. Often used as a term of disparagement to chastize democrats for not supporting every single piece of legislation in favor of one particular thing.
Talking Head 1: Y'know, kerry voted against sending $86 billion of support for our troops. That guy flip flops more than an IHOP!
Talking Head 2: Dude... he wrote his OWN $86 billion troop support bill! And his version said where the money would COME from, instead of just tacking it onto the deficit. Why would he vote for the other bill?
Talking Head 2: Dude... he wrote his OWN $86 billion troop support bill! And his version said where the money would COME from, instead of just tacking it onto the deficit. Why would he vote for the other bill?
by Luke June 10, 2006
An exercise in which one sprints the length of a football field, dropping at the marked 5 yard intervals to to a push-up. Typically belly flops are assigned as a punitive measure.
Football coach - "Alright, since you clowned around so much during the game that we lost, you get to do belly flops right now until I get tired!"
football team "Aww fuck man, this is gonna suck..."
football team "Aww fuck man, this is gonna suck..."
by Arthur James Sloan September 19, 2003
A badly conceived accounting project based on half truths and over inflated promises of success, supported not with facts and due diligence but with overblown notions of self efficacy.
Wow did you see that new supposed huge refund project? They dont even have a permit yet, what a horse flop of a project!
by Duwhut345 September 03, 2018
When an uncircumscised man with a syphilis chancre retracts his foreskin, the entire ulcer flips out all at once because it is too hard to bend. This resembles the movement of a broad-beamed skiff or dory as it is turned upside down.
Good thing I kept the lights on with that guy. I saw that dory flop, so I grabbed my clothes and got the hell outta there.
by Jenni from da' block August 10, 2010
When two men are having sex, flip-flopping means to penetrate and to fuck each other’s anal one after the other. It often implies a longer sex; not to fuck and to reach to the ecstasy one by one, but to continue the cycle to stop fucking then to get fucked.
by S.C.O. October 24, 2019