Cum flakes

It’s when you ejaculate in your covers at night then the next morning you scrape it off your covers in to flakes.

Mom: time to eat breakfast.
You: hold on I’m Scraping my cum flakes.

by Crustyh January 17, 2018

Trump-flake

A trump supporter who acts like a snowflake when hearing things about Donald Trump they do not like.

Hey man, what’s up George’s ass today?

“Just ignore it man, this impeachment inquiry has him acting like a real trump-flake.”

by Allgood October 11, 2019

Crispy Ass Flakes

Noun. Flakes via the anus that are quite crispy.

If you don't wipe good enough, you accumulate crispy ass flakes.

by 3guyjoe November 19, 2013

flake out

To cancel previously agreed upon plans last minute or just not show up.

I can't believe he would flake out! He said he would vote to advance Kavanaugh's nomination to the full Senate, however he just announced that he would support the nomination only after a delay of one week for an FBI investigation.

by GEK September 28, 2018

Pooter Flakes

When a girl has a very crusty vagina, and she happens to be very horny. Therefore when she gets wet someone will preform the act of scooping the crusty wetness like eating corn flakes.

Olympia loves to get pooter flakes done to her.

by bobsmith123 January 3, 2008

flæk

Et udsagnsord med mange funktioner. Bruges typisk i ryger-situationer, men ordet "flæk" er så dækkende, at ingen kigger uforstående hvis man bruger "flæk" i stedet for et andet udsagnsord. Det er dog vigtigt at bemærke at ordet "flæk" kan være kønsdifferentierende. Taler en fyr om at flække en anden fyr, så er der tale om vold/mord/nedlæggelse, som fører til at man bliver liggende på jorden. Taler en fyr om at have flækket en dame, så er det bare en 16-årig basic klaphat, som iøvrigt ikke scorede damen.

"Skal vi flække en juu?", "skal vi ikke bare flække ham i aften, så kan vi altid skille os af med liget i morgen..?", "I fredags flækkede mine homies og jeg et par flasker gås.. #standardfredag", Hvis du

by Joyzerac October 29, 2015

Flanks

Soft, pink and silky smooth pussy lips.

Carl loved to go down on his girlfriend and suck on her wet, juicy Flanks.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015