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garage factor

The idea that someone can build or create something in their parents garage (or your own) and introduce a global change.
Apple computers oracles Steve Jobs and Paul Allen are a prime example of the "garage factor" and built the first PC in their garage and started a whole new era of computing.

eBay was built (not in the garage but in some dude's bedroom), and created the era of auction sites.
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POC Factor 

The POC Factor or "Piece of Crap" factor (Patent Pending) is universal scale for assessing or describing the crap-ness of almost anything.

The POC factor generally rates from 1 to 10. 1 being not very crappy at all, and 10 being the biggest POC since MS-DOS 4.

Decimal fractions are generally preferred so as to distinguish things that are uttelry equal POC's yet difficult to differentiate.
Check out this boofhead, driving that homey bling mobile, that must have a POC factor of some where between 8 and 9, I'd guess probably around 8.7 The driver is an 8.9

Why Microsoft can't develop any software with a POC factor of less than 5.2 amazes me.
POC Factor by Pietervdr December 11, 2007

The Factor 

An awesome person that is the definition of calm, cool, and collective. They make things happen and their mere presence ensures the success of any endeavor. A person with this title is well respected and is often described as being tots amazeballs by fans.
Did you see what Clay did? He is truly the FACTOR!

That man is amazing, he's the Factor!
The Factor by HamG January 15, 2014

pucker factor 

The pucker factor was so high you couldn't pull a straight pin out of his ass with a bulldozer.
pucker factor by Me September 6, 2003

grime factor 5

Stephan is the almighty lord grime hand, much beyond grime factor 5.
grime factor 5 by Soos January 11, 2008

Sphincter Factor 

Similar to the Reichter scale, only used to measure the extent to which an object, idea, or situation is fucked up.
This new Steven Seagal movie is a Sphincter Factor Five!

military factor 

The degree to which the perception of an individual's intelligence is reduced by the fact that they have enlisted.
I knew that Mike was in special ed in high-school, but I never guessed he was stupid enough to join the army.
military factor by Otto May 6, 2005