The name of the scale that rates the chances of being struck by your own piss when using a particular urinal. Especially true for oddly shaped/positioned urinals.
"Dude, the urinals here are 4 feet off the ground damn ground, I had to back a bit and on my toes to avoid the splash factor."
"Damn it, now I need to wash my pants, that fucking toilet has to be splash factor 9!"
"Damn it, now I need to wash my pants, that fucking toilet has to be splash factor 9!"
by ninety99nine October 21, 2011
Get the splash factormug. A measurement of the potential an older woman has for cougar-like behavior. This can increase with age as a woman reaches cougar status.
"Thanks for coming to this bar with me tonight, this really decreases my cougar factor." Older woman to younger woman.
by sabine3212 July 27, 2010
Get the cougar factormug. The 2-4 point jump on the 1-10 attractiveness scale your partner gets when you've fallen for them. You know you're in love when all the sudden your partner has gone from a solid 7 to a 9.
Guy 1 : " Dude, I think I'm in love."
Guy 2 : " Why?"
Guy 1 : " I used to think my girlfriend was a solid 7, now when I look at her she's a 9!"
Guy 2 : " Yeah she's got you with that love factor, man.
Guy 2 : " Why?"
Guy 1 : " I used to think my girlfriend was a solid 7, now when I look at her she's a 9!"
Guy 2 : " Yeah she's got you with that love factor, man.
by A lightswitch January 8, 2017
Get the Love factormug. Your clone factor is the total number of you (yourself and your clones) that would be needed to complete all of your tasks effectively.
After Mary quit due to the high work load, my boss handed me all of her duties to do in addition to my own. My clone factor is now at least 2.
by HydroChief March 15, 2014
Get the clone factormug. A military-grade level of planning, organization and precision normally reserved for special operations missions and political coups.
I was worried about starving to death on my trip to the Amazon. Luckily, the Kaitlin Factor prevailed.
by MarcDemo November 8, 2016
Get the Kaitlin Factormug. The common root cause that makes a situation become fucked; an instigative action, suggestion, or plan that causes fuckery to ensue leading to a fucked moment
"That party really got out of hand.." "Yeah, that broken staircase from Dave mattress sledding was the total fuckery factor there."
by Thatdudeshotwife69 March 27, 2021
Get the Fuckery Factormug.