I was caught faceturbating to profile pictures of the hot asian with the big booty and nice titties.
by I'm erect right now aren't you June 30, 2011
Get the Faceturbating mug.A word used for a fact, often random or uncalled for, you don't really give a damn about. Much like the ones found under snapple caps.
Other use:
The facts found under snapple bottles..
Abrreviation:
Snap Fact
Other use:
The facts found under snapple bottles..
Abrreviation:
Snap Fact
"Did you know Jamie broke up with Kyle? She said it was because he had the herps."
"Um no... but thanks for the snapple fact"
"Um no... but thanks for the snapple fact"
by Myrealnameisnotmypseudonym October 21, 2011
Get the Snapple Fact mug.Unique as the only word in the English language to sound like a variation of it's slang definition. In other words: It sounds like it may actually mean "full of feces" although it does not...but it does mean full of shit.
After telling that joke he said he was being facetious, but we all know he was just looking for a smarter sounding way of saying he was full of shit.
by MoTremper September 6, 2007
Get the facetious mug.My mates and I saw a film on Saturday night.
You mean at the cinema?
No,in the garden shed,of course at the cinema!
That's being facetious.
You mean at the cinema?
No,in the garden shed,of course at the cinema!
That's being facetious.
by SomeoneNew December 18, 2012
Get the Facetious mug.Johnny: Feeling lonely tonight, think it's a good time for a little faceturbation..
*likes* *unlikes* *likes* *unlikes* *likes* *unlikes* AHHHHH *facegasm*
*mom comes in*
Johnny: OHHH GOD MOM I CAN EXPLAIN
Mom: What are you gonna explain, that you have no friends?
*likes* *unlikes* *likes* *unlikes* *likes* *unlikes* AHHHHH *facegasm*
*mom comes in*
Johnny: OHHH GOD MOM I CAN EXPLAIN
Mom: What are you gonna explain, that you have no friends?
by pinkzeppelin09 December 27, 2011
Get the Faceturbation mug.Much like fact, "science fact" is added to the end of a sentence to imply that you know much more than you do, while effectively adding no weight. Is often classier than just saying "fact," because adding science to it makes people think you know what you're talking about.
Guy 1: Dude, most of the definitions on this website suck. Fact.
Guy 2: Except that everyone and their mother loves this sight. Science fact.
Guy 2: Except that everyone and their mother loves this sight. Science fact.
by Jewish Avenger October 1, 2009
Get the science fact mug.by Why????????????? April 29, 2021
Get the Love fact mug.