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Dork Diaries

A cringy and crappy knockoff and girly version of Diary Of A Wimpy Kid. About a girl who is more of a dip shit than Greg Heffley. There is also a page in one of the books where they do gen z trends to get kids attention, trust me you don't want to know what it is. So yeah don't read this book and read DOAWK instead.
Ben Dover: I love reading Dork Diaries!
Moe Lester: Are you fucking serious, imagine reading a dowak ripoff kek.
by Cheesejuicelolxd June 4, 2022
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Mental Diarrhea

Randomly spitting out too much information that's either relevant or irrelevant to the conversation
Person 1: "Do you know how antibiotics screw with your stomach because our normal gut flora lines our GI tract which protects us from other pathogens. So what the antibioitcs are doing is killing good bacteria in your stomach allowing bad bacteria to colonize. That is why most ppl who have been on antibiotics for too long get explosive diarrhea or clostridium difficile."

Person 2: Mental Diarrhea...
by PeaceOut123 October 24, 2011
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Diarrheafit

When you have diarrhea so bad that you sweat and have goosebumps for hours. Cannot leave home, let alone the toilet.
Julie: Dude, are you coming out tonight or not?

Emily: Na man, I've got the diarrheafit's so bad I can't get off the pot.
by jvongrill September 29, 2008
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diarrheactic

explosive diarrhea soothing lotion that you eat when you get terrible diarrhea
john: man, i really need a diarrheactic!

mandy: dude, why?

john: i ate way too much taco salad! it's either the diarrheactic or a diaper!
by clobrtgeesd August 8, 2010
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Diarrhea Wave

When you're explosively running wet shit from your ass and your feces reach the rim of the toilet and you reach the point where you are floating on your own shit.
John's shit seeped through the vents as he was riding the Diarrhea Wave.
by Nip tucker August 26, 2012
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Diarrhea

A lava-like expulsion of waste from the butthole.
Even the soda at Taco Bell makes me diarrhea.
by DesignerPancakes January 9, 2017
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Diarrhea Mambo Combo

Fast food or pizza advertisements on tv that make your stomach hurt just seeing them...but you know you will eat them.
Bite bite shit shit. Its a diarrhea mambo combo! Ooo a baconator combo....
by Mrghettova December 5, 2017
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