Double Decker Blumpkin

the act of a male individual shitting or pooping in the upper deck of the toilet while a girl goes down on you (aka; sucking your penis), while she releases poop out of her butthole into the lower deck bowl of the toilet.

Jeff to Randy: Dude, bro, Jerry definitely just got some of that double decker blumpkin action dome piece from that random B with the STDs.
Randy to Jeff: Real nice, real fuckin' nice.

by Lambeaux + Jerry March 27, 2009

Poop deck

A lining of toilet paper placed in the toilet so the splash of your dump doesn't get you wet.

`Man I hate it when I get water on my bum!` `you should lay down the poop deck next time friend`

by ChungusLord July 29, 2013

Swab Her Poop Deck

Anal sex; ass fucking; butt fucking

Colleen had an awesome poop deck! MOCO wanted to swab her poop deck!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

Dechocolated

When your body has an extreme lack of chocolate. Symptoms include: moodiness , bitchyness, and extreme cravings for chocolate. Women who are pregnant or menstruating are more likely to develop this. The only cure for being decholated is large amounts of chocolate given either orally or directly into the blood stream. If not treated this can be fatal!

April was in a really bad mood today she must be dechocolated.

by May tree May 13, 2010

Upper Decker

When someone poops in the top part of a toilet, (the part that you have to take the top off) so when someone else goes to the bathroom and flushes the toilet instead of clean water coming in and filling the toilet, shit water comes in. This is done as a pratical joke, usually done at parties.

Guy 1:Hey I just did that Upper Decker in the toilet upstairs and Jennifer went in there.
Guy 2:Hahahah, what'd she do when she came out?
Guy 1:I don't know, she's still in there!

by Kevinnnnnnnnnn December 26, 2009

kentucky upper decker double blumpkin

When a man is taking a shit in the toilet tank while a female is sitting on the bowl reverse cowgirl taking a shit and sucking his dick then once they are finished they preform a reverse 69 licking each others assholes clean.

Dude last night i got a kentucky upper decker double blumpkin, and my ass has never been cleaner.

by tootalljen89 November 22, 2011

Decked

Past tence of "Deck"

When a person is pulled to the floor by another person in a surprising and explosive manner.

John: "I'm gonna deck you"
Grandmother: "please don't, I'm old"
John: "shutup"
John: *slams his grandmother to the ground*
John: "get decked, bitch"

by Uneducated in general April 25, 2020