chonged

SO stoned eating the munchies is diffircult

lying on a bed unable to eat any food

by Chonger donga April 20, 2005

Clunged

1) To have had sex with a woman. After this, you can say you have been clunged.

2) Completely Clunged
To have tasted and fucked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge.

Once you have successfully been clunged, you can die happy.

Man 1: Dude, are you still a virgin?
Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.
Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.

*60 years later*

Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?
Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!
Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.
Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!

by manyperson August 10, 2009

clunge crew

the abbreviation for the Inbetweeners

Guy One: what are you doing tonight
Guy Two: going to watch the clunge crew online

by anonymous1545465 April 18, 2009

Organic Penis Congealer

Organic Penis Congealer marketed and sold under the name OPC. A powdery compound created from grape seed extract and pushed by network marketers and MLM companies that promises to be a cure-all and sold for an inflated price.

Man, I've been taken that OPC stuff my brother sold me to help my diabetes, but it's made my penis hard as a rock. That shit should really be called Organic Penis Congealer. My girlfriend loves it!

by MayorPogo May 13, 2010

clonker

finger

drunken english bastardization, from the english word 'finger'

I just wanna clink clonkers.

by Desmond Houghton III November 8, 2004

Chonger

A huge, bulging joint resembling the one Cheech & Chong smoked in "Up in Smoke".

Whoa dude, Pat just rolled a huge Chonger! Let's toke it out, man!! chongedStonerdopejoint

by Time Foolery January 17, 2015

chonger

A person who is an habitual pot smoker.
Someone who can't participate in "real life" without using marijuana.
A derivitive of "Chong" of the popular "Cheech and Chong"

Dude, Brain is a total chonger.
What a chonger, he can't even piss straight in the mornin' without his first bongload.

by ghostfrog July 30, 2003