Bert and Ernie

Code word for when one of your buddies is hitting on some ugly bitch. A way of breaking the ice to him without saying she's ugly.

day after: Hey man, thanks for bert and ernie'ing me last night, I didn't want to hook up with that big bitch.

by derek_nesta March 4, 2008

beotch

a bitchy whore

look at that beotch

by Amaranta8 May 16, 2009

beotch

1. a freind in which you would like to make love to
2. one of yo hoes

" I took my beotch to the movies with and slap her around afta"

by The big jo-to the jizzle July 22, 2003

Q*bert

An arcade game from 1982, one of the more anoying arcade games that came out during that time. The basic gist is you control the little orange alien Q*bert around the M. C. Escher style levels. Q*bert must jump on ever square while avoiding a varity of colored blobs. The controls are clunky at best, and at times they will leave you yelling out in frustraiton. All in all the game is highly addictive, but it's not worth the hassle of breaking somthing in a fit of rage.

Guy 1: Hey what happen to all your money?

Guy2 : I blew it all on that damn arcade game

Guy 1: Which one?

Guy 2: Q*bert. the colors man, the colors.

by Maigg July 19, 2006

Bertha

Bertha is an illegal drug, commonly used in the southeastern Ukrainian regions. Users will take a hollow shell made of solidified Crack Cocaine, filled with weed smoke and coated generously in Mexican Black Tar Heroin. Users will then load this into a Big Bertha Cannon and send the drugs into their rectal cavity. This drug is very illegal, but rarely used because of the high prices to import Heroin from North America. People refer to this as the "Finisher drug," because it is said that those who take Bertha and survive never will do another drug again.

"Did you hear about Mike? He died trying Bertha last night!"
"AW, thought that pussy could take it."

by waetaermaelaen August 16, 2014

a bert

1. derogatory term used for someone who can't "get any"

might have glasses, wear hockey jerseys all the time, have in-depth conversations with teachers, and may possibly be jewish

You couldnt even get any from that prostitute after you offered $100? You're such a bert.

by Rasheed Scott September 1, 2008

beotch

female dog, bitch. Sometimes used as friendly slang for friend

"get off my shit, beeeeeotch"

by kevlar skills June 27, 2002