beaters remorse

That instant shame you feel after beating your meat to some fucked up porn.

Also, the shame you feel when you beat off instead of going out and meeting girls

"Man I just beat it to two girls one cup. Instant beaters remorse."

"I live a life plagued with beaters remorse."

by facebook_user December 27, 2016

tar beater

n. Someone that runs on the road as opposed to running on a soft surface like a track.

Poor guy was a tar beater for so long his legs got worn out.

by CTrunr March 25, 2003

Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater

To asphyxiate on ones blood, and ejaculate at the same time

Johnny enjoys choking, but took one too many sleeping pills, and made some Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater.

by F3MBOYLOV3R July 01, 2022

beater

When you beat off in a public setting.

"That there nigga a beater!"

by Hazyy March 08, 2019

Beater

Are cars that are old and rusted cars that have reduced performance, engine/mechanical problems and mismatched body panels, but still drivable. These cars probably went on poor care by their owners. They're great cars to own for beginners

Hey son, since you got your driver's license , I'm buying you a '96 Toyota Camry, beater ones. I can't still trust you driving a new car, because you'll probably make a mistake and crash. Since I can't pay dozens of cash on insurance.

by CHASER-98 December 05, 2018

Beater

A person who’s name is peter but he beats his meat so his friends call him beater

Peter is a beater

by [e-mail] May 30, 2018

Beater

6th most powerful n-word user of the great 8 n-word wielders. His secret ability is said to be sneak.

He dropped the n-word in the room with a lot of people around and people started dying only 1,5 minutes after. Could he have been the legendary Beater?

by semen_goblin February 14, 2019