Woodchopping ankles

Your girlfriend has fat fucking ankles and you hate her

Damn that girl has some woodchopping ankles you should dump her bro.

by assgoblin76 January 20, 2024

Simon's Ankles

The weakest set of ankles in known existence. Collapse instantly under the slightest strain or duress. Unable to support a fully grown human being any more than 2 poorly constructed souffles

Did you see that man in-explicitly collapse upon himself? He must have "Simon's Ankles"!

by BoxerBoyBronson December 16, 2021

Ankle Monitor

Ankle monitors are friggin’ BOMBS that explode once a criminal exits their house while on house arrest.

I once knew someone who was forced to wear one of those; thanks to that unstable ankle monitor, they were never seen again.

by JeffyFanatic5000 June 30, 2025

Ankle Meat

When you put your flaccid penis on a girl's ankle for sexual pleasure.

My girl was feeling frisky tonight so I gave her some ankle meat.

by ElBoppo September 14, 2020

horse ankles

when your ankles are crackly as fuck

"dude listen to those ankles crackalackin youve got some damn horse ankles on them feet

by cirava riot hiveswap hermod February 19, 2021

hair ankle

The part of your hair that reaches past the point of negative infinity and then turns in to the level of the wooly mammoth.

Did you see that hair ankle

by Grae byrd October 20, 2013

Ankle

An ankle is A truly evil person, usually female who always has a bad attitude, constantly nags at her husband, and could use a good ass whooping... An Ankle is 3 feet below a cunt.

I hate that mean ankle bitch.

by Cricket3301 November 5, 2020