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new year's re-resolution

A new year's resolution that has been broken, then re-resolutioned.
I made a new year's resolution to not eat chocolate, but I got chocolate for Valentine's Day and I ate it, so a couple of days later I made a new year's re-resolution to not eat chocolate.
by Snazzy Campbell December 14, 2008
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40 year old douchebag

Sadly aging Peter Pans, still trying to live like they are in their 20s, including but not limited to trying to score with 20something girls. Typically, driving mustangs or newer trucks, one of the identifying markers is that these vehicles will typically be very shiny, as if freshly washed and waxed. Possibly to imply that they recently came from a dealership showroom.

Also see: 40-year-old-dude-at-the-club, and 40 year old pervert
I like that place on the weekends, but sometimes it's full of 40 year old douchebags.
by MightyYui February 11, 2015
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fat boy move of the year

A typical fat person who makes a phenomenal action to which only a fat-ass could achieve.
Bob grabbed the glob of cheese left after the last slice of pizza was taken. He then dangled the greasy glob of cheesy goo over his fat mouth and slowly lowered it onto his fat-tounge.

His action was then described as the "fat boy move of the year."
by breaux May 12, 2008
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New Year's Resolution

The bull shit that people say they will when they are hammered 10 mins before the New Years comes. Most of this is forgotten by the 3rd of January.

Most of these "resolutions" are things like, lose weight, eat better, eat less, get a better job other then that casher job at Mc Donalds. Most of these never happen, but when the planets are alined right, still none of these happen.

People who don't have problems in life say, "Fuck that shit, I'm getting a sandwich."
Person with problems: "My New Year's Resolution is to reach a weight under 300 lbs."

Person without problems: "Fuck that shit, I'm getting a sandwich."
by Sire Definition January 1, 2012
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father of the year

Poor attempt at being a stand up Dad
That idiot left his kid in the car again. He is definitely going for father of the year.
by RedsWords November 22, 2014
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10 year old

I am 10 years old, therefore i am a 10 year old.
by buddy retard June 22, 2020
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