Colleener The Weiner Cleaner

This broad enjoys beer bottles more than men. She will dance The Jerk with her bottle when a hot 1980's tune starts playing - something like "Losing My Religion." This long-legged freak of nature will catch the eye of a handsome stranger, set down a nice, tall brewski on the bar and then start deep-throating that mother fucker - the bottle, not the dude. Dude's girlfriend smacks him upside the head for staring. His buddy wants some action so he swiftly walks over and asks the Weiner Cleaner to dance to some thumpin' Tone Loc.

Dude: "Hey baby, nice action on the beer bottle. Wanna dance?"

Colleener The Weiner Cleaner: "I'd rather dance with my beer bottle all night. Besides, you need to ask my girlfriend for permission."

by LouWho2 June 15, 2011

weinertology

The study of weiners in general. Not just your own bone.

I would like to major in weinertology, but I failed scrotumonomy 101.

by Dr. Weiner February 6, 2004

weinerism

when u like the weiner,study,worship,practice,sing dance,love,devour,take in with open mouth,and take care of the weiner.(big lover of oral sex)

1 gurl and 2 guys are at a table.one says,
i dont know about u all cuz i practice weinerism and i am damn proud of it!!the other guy says,yea u know what i like the weiner also,so i shall convert.

by weinerism queen December 31, 2004

Weiner Wack

To wack a girl on particular part of her body solely for pleasure.

Jen, come over here so I can weiner wack on your boobies

by Petey P November 11, 2006

weiner lean

1. a provocative dance

2. when an erection leans dramatically to one side, usually due to heavy masterbation, where one uses the same hand everytime.

3. when you lean against someone or something, holding yourself up with your erect weiner. usually followed by saying "do the weiner lean"

4. remixed version of the song "shoulder lean"

"hey check it out, weiner lean"

by raymadalady September 11, 2006

Weiner Poopy

Weiner poopy refers to anal sex and or sex of any kind, also it refers to a female specimen shitting on a couch or floor after anal sex.

Nate: Hey i was doing your mom last night and she weiner poopy-ed all over the floor

Derek: Fuck you

by Ndehamer January 12, 2010

weiner garage

Another name for a woman's lady bits. (Originally discovered as a nickname for a dachshund's dog house)

Jessica - What are you up to today, Sarah?

Sarah - I have to go get my "weiner garage" shaped up for my date tonight.

by motomotobrap August 28, 2010