Blood wrestling

To compete in manner in which uses blood.

"Want to see who can donate the most blood the quickest?" Brooke
"Ok, sure first one to dontate a unit wins" Cody
"I finished a unit in 5:56 and your was 6:38! I Win" Brooke
30 mins later
"Hey guess what Mitch?! I beat Cody at blood wrestling!" Brooke
"Good for you..." Mitch

by Forseti24 August 17, 2009

Daddy Wrestling

The act of having your son wrestle down in an effort to gain the most wins even though he’s a better wrestler

Wow that coach just looks out for his own kid. Why doesn’t he have him wrestle up against the harder kids? Is he scared? He’s really showing his Daddy Wrestling skills.

by my_name_is_jef_8888888888888 December 5, 2018

Professional Wrestling

A highly physical and choreographed form of professional LARPing.

The blending of nerd culture and professional wrestling make it clear that professional wrestlers are paid LARPers. And that's awesome!

by DuckDB February 23, 2021

Wrestling

The little kid’s slang term for sex

Stupid little kid: why are they wrestlwing?? (Intentionality misspelled wrestling to mock little kids))

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 July 2, 2022

Wrestle with God

So, when David "wrestles with God," Does he THINK about the CONCEPT of God so hard that he sprains his ankle or does he trip on a rock or...

Hym "Well, what it sounds like is I'm allowed to be either neutral or in favor of God but not allowed to wrestle with God and win. And then I think: No."

by Hym Iam June 12, 2024

Wrestling the mattress

wrestling the mattress is when you get so drunk you get carpet burn from performing random nondescript acts on a mattress

Jamal: Dude did you see that weird mark on Conner's ass?
Grayson: Yhea man, I think he was wrestling the mattress.

by whattheduckfuck May 4, 2014

fart wrestle

Sex with a women who is prone to queefing.

Me and the wife fart wrestled last night

by TheFartWrestler February 3, 2018