wrestling

A “sport” invented for insecure teenage boys whose masculinity is so fragile it shatters faster than their takedown attempts. An elaborate theatrical display where grown-ish men grapple awkwardly, desperately proving they don't want to suck the dick of the guy whose body they’re awkwardly squeezing. Ironically, wrestling is the closest some will ever get to a homoerotic experience without admitting they're actually gay.

guy 1: what sport do you do?
guy 2: wrestling
guy 1: sorry i don't swing that way

by mymathteachersaburden June 8, 2025

Face wrestle

Face wrestle is when yu wan make out witha nigga and or bitch ..

I can’t wait to face wrestle witchyo tonight.

by Pedrolavine February 13, 2019

wrestling

playing around ending in sexual intercourse

we was wrestling in bed

by ithappeneds March 29, 2020

Mayo Wrestling

Covering yourself and partner in mayo, and wrestling till someone taps

Mayo Wrestling was Stan and Adam’s favourite weekend pass time

by Mayolad December 3, 2023

Wrestling

Wrestling is what you say your doing if your having sex and your kid walks in

Kid:”Mommy, Daddy? What are you doing?
Dad:”Uuuuuh, were just wrestling.
Kid:” Can I wrestle with you and mommy?”
Dad: “Not right now, this is uh.. adult wrestling.”

by MidgetMinerSixtyNiner October 25, 2019

REVOLT Wrestling

Fairly recognized ro-wrestling federation owned by Mike Peace, it features well recognized ro-wrestlers like Jeremy Prato, Bryan Danielson, L.R.W, Matt O'Donovan, David Klseki, Figtista, Lance Stark, Dertagon Jr, Leo Kash, Drake Armstrong, Aidan Rooney, Last Outlaw, and many others.

It is also a ro-wrestling federation hated by Mike Anarchy.

What's Ro-Wrestling? REVOLT Wrestling.

by Ro-Wrestler January 20, 2018

midnight wrestling

;) Euphemism ;)

Did your pulse go up because you were midnight wrestling last night? ;) ;)

by The Midnight Wrestler June 1, 2022