Texas Car Wash

Any fund raising car wash where hot teen girls in shorts and bikini tops are put on the street with signs directing you to the car wash as a way to drum up business.

Seems like there's a Texas Car Wash on every corner this weekend.

by LadiesMan217 August 2, 2007

I'll never wash my cock

The same as I'll never wash my cheek, except you say this after dipping your dick in a fine piece of ass.

Shee, that bitch was fine. I'll never wash my cock again.

by PoopyPoo October 26, 2004

turkish mouth wash

putting ones anus on anothers lips and then having a wet fart

that man loves when i give him my turkish mouth wash

by TrueElite93 December 31, 2008

Indiana Boat Wash

Taking your cock from her pussy to her butt then having her suck it clean

Pink hole then Stink hole and wash it in her mouth : the Indiana Boat Wash

by therealNateo July 27, 2010

snot wash

When a person goes to blow their nose and the tissue or snot rag that they have isnt big enough to hold all the snot thats comeing out ,can be embarassing .

Jim says- Hey where did your friend go?


Steve laughs and says-He had to go to the bathroom and clean his face off.


Jim says- why?



Steve says-He just pulled a snot wash all over his face.


Jim says- yeah i saw that but didnt want to sey anything haha

by troubledemon April 7, 2009

beanie wash

beanie wash is a function performed by that old toothless hag that can't even afford dentures. This lady can be seen at your local truck stops and at any certain deserted street corner. She may look 60 but is actually only 40. Twenty years older than age looked is a given. She has led a hard life and will perform beanie wash's for anyone. The beanie wash it's self is the gurgling of one's balls in her toothless mouth. Similar to a good tea baggin.

I went down to the truck stop and got me sum naner naner puddin, once i left, i stopped der' out back near dat der' fancy calling machine and got me a good beanie washin from some good lookin gal without dentures.

by mexicanfoodstamp November 14, 2009

sperm wash

1. Separating sperm from a man's semen in order to promote fertility.

Used in some communities as an alternative for adoption when children are desired. Can be used to lower risks of child getting HIV.

Billy had a sperm washing so that his kid wouldn't get AIDs.

by Sujoy December 9, 2008