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vitamin water

A product that is essentially a scam, marketed to sound nutritious. The catchy names sound good enough at first, but it's just marketing being employed. It has become an addiction to many people, usually in the USA.

Vitamin water is sugar water. While pure water bottles can hydrate you properly, the sugar water nullifies much of that effect and makes it somewhat like a disguised carbonated soft drink. This is why many people feel hyper after drinking vitamin water, and it provides one of those spontaneous bursts of energy that leave your body more tired afterwards, though most people don't realize it, and mistake the initial burst as the "magic touch", and they don't understand why they feel so tired afterwards. This is what also generates its addicting power, and what makes people shell out $3 for it.

Plus, don't drink more than one bottle, ever, because it will give you a vitamin overdose and leave you with severe symptoms such as a migraine headache, nausea, walking difficulties, blurry vision and more. Besides that, the sugar assists to bloat you.
Vitamin water is a modern scam!
by Officer Jordan May 7, 2008
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Vithuran

A derogatory term used for a very dark tamil person with long goatees
by sag bag September 23, 2009
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Vitamin C

Slang for Caffeine or any caffeinated beverage, especially coffee.
"I'm off to the coffee shop for my morning dose of Vitamin C."
by Optimal December 17, 2006
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Take your Vitamins

When you suck a guys dick and swallow the cum. The cum is enriched with vitamins.
by mrs. jonas March 3, 2008
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vitz

A very intelligent person located sometimes on iI/S. He appears seldomly to insult the I/S in various ways, generally using awkward metaphors. When he's not verbally abusing the I/S, he's saying witty, humorous things. To some, Vitz may be an asshole, but to most of those not the target of his ruthless, belittling insults he is ~a God~.
"*SIGH* where are my minions *blows on a small flute and awaits the arrival of small orange men all dressed accordingly and all with abnormally deep voices for their statures*"

-Vitz
by Vitz Is A Fucking God December 11, 2008
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Vitavegtable

A person who is unsocial and rarely leaves the house, taken from the root 'vegtable' as when someone is crippled or paralysed and cant do anything.
Vita is the italian word for life.
so basically lifevegatble.
"hey why isnt she coming out tonight?"
"because she's a vitavegtable,"
by Mongchariotforhire. July 31, 2009
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vitamin AA

Mixing Emergen-C powder with alcohol to form a germ fighting tonic. Most typically using vodka or gin, as regionally appropriate.
The only thing that killed my cough was vitamin AA.
by Rootless Cosmopolitan October 12, 2011
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