A product that is essentially a scam, marketed to sound nutritious. The catchy names sound good enough at first, but it's just marketing being employed. It has become an addiction to many people, usually in the USA.
Vitamin water is sugar water. While pure water bottles can hydrate you properly, the sugar water nullifies much of that effect and makes it somewhat like a disguised carbonated soft drink. This is why many people feel hyper after drinking vitamin water, and it provides one of those spontaneous bursts of energy that leave your body more tired afterwards, though most people don't realize it, and mistake the initial burst as the "magic touch", and they don't understand why they feel so tired afterwards. This is what also generates its addicting power, and what makes people shell out $3 for it.
Plus, don't drink more than one bottle, ever, because it will give you a vitamin overdose and leave you with severe symptoms such as a migraine headache, nausea, walking difficulties, blurry vision and more. Besides that, the sugar assists to bloat you.
Vitamin water is sugar water. While pure water bottles can hydrate you properly, the sugar water nullifies much of that effect and makes it somewhat like a disguised carbonated soft drink. This is why many people feel hyper after drinking vitamin water, and it provides one of those spontaneous bursts of energy that leave your body more tired afterwards, though most people don't realize it, and mistake the initial burst as the "magic touch", and they don't understand why they feel so tired afterwards. This is what also generates its addicting power, and what makes people shell out $3 for it.
Plus, don't drink more than one bottle, ever, because it will give you a vitamin overdose and leave you with severe symptoms such as a migraine headache, nausea, walking difficulties, blurry vision and more. Besides that, the sugar assists to bloat you.
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