Twitteredian

A person who uses the Twitter service to dispatch jokes, who also believes themselves to be funny, but in reality are not.

"Did you read Joe's last twitter?"
"Yea, he's a regular Twitteredian *Rolls eyes*"

by Dr. Albert Grizzly March 18, 2010

Twitter Standard Time

Twitter Standard Time is the modern equivalent of the CNN era "Do Something Syndrome," where the pressure to "Do Something" in politics, globally is virtually instantaneous.

J: My grad school mentor called it the "Do-Something Syndrome." And it's pretty powerful.

S: Yes, that is exactly what it is. And with media saturation, it's only worse. DOSOMETHING! NOW!!!!!!1!

J: "No, we live on the internet era equivalent, it's called Twitter Standard Time!"

by Smackhound March 27, 2011

Twitter witty

(adj) amusing or humorous updates delivered only after hours of thinking about it, typing and retyping, and finally posting.

Her followers think she's hilarious, but her real life friends know she's just Twitter witty.

by The bumblebee_otch May 17, 2011

Twitter Ho

A girl who may come across as vapid, loves to party, and just exhibits hoe like attributes via Twitter. Usually followed by a lot of thirsty boys.

Lucas: Did you see that picture Ashley tweeted of herself to Hunter Moore at that party?

Nathan: Yeah man, she's a twitter ho.

by InsomniacDreams June 17, 2013

Twitter Fame

When you have at least 150,000 followers and you stop following people at 320

150,000 - well Known
500,000- Famous
800,000-Celebrity
1,000,000-Super Celebrity

ALSO you have to follow under 320 people or else people know your a follow for follow

When you go to the mall and people say hey i seen you on twitter omg your total "Twitter Fame"

You:i dont know about that but thx
fan: its true i read you're last tweet 5.3 secs ago
You: oh cool -thinks in head- "creepy"

by fameresearcher August 20, 2013

Twitter Follower whore

Someone who uses the retweet and follow back accounts to get a lot of followers instead of having real or funny tweets.

John: Look at Joes Profile , all he does is Rt for followers

Jim: Yeah he's a twitter follower whore

by TheTweetGuy December 23, 2013

Twitter Prime Time

From 2 PM - 10 PM

Twitter Prime Time is when Twitter will be most active, most tweets tweeted by people during this time period will be noticed by more people. People may get more views, favorites, and retweets on their tweets during this time period than in the morning or midnight.

Don't forget to check your retweets after Twitter Prime Time.

by EpikRoland April 20, 2015