triffic

Traffic that is trife as hell.

I'm gonna be late to the party, because I'm caught in all sorts of triffic.

by Burnie Cheese January 5, 2009

Traffic Droid

Used to describe a disgruntled road user or pedestrian trying to lecture another road user how to use the road properly.

a Traffic Droid cyclist knocked on my window at a red light and said i was a little bit over the stop line and that i should "be more considerate to other people on the road"

by AC Original July 31, 2012

Human Traffic Cone

When two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park inbetween them

Guy 1: did you see the Human Traffic Cone?

Guy 2: Hellz ya i got that shit in one try

by Concon125 December 14, 2010

dutch toffee waffle

The act of excreting on your partners back then ejaculating into said excrement. The act is then finished by slapping ones ballsack onto the pile to form the image of a waffle.

Son, one day I’ll teach you how to give a girl a Dutch toffee waffle the way your sister likes it, with stealth, precision and sweet sweet satisfaction

by ToffeePlumber5000 December 13, 2017

Stop & Go Traffic

When on the rode, and the lights keep turning red, then green again. You often catch every red light, leaving you waiting. This traffic usually always has at least 1 accident.

Boss(On phone with employee): Why are you so late for work?

Employee(On phone with Boss): Sorry, Sir, I ran into some Stop & Go Traffic!!!

by TehPurpleIce April 11, 2011

IFATC (Infinite Flight Air Traffic Controlling)

Just some virtual air traffic controlling people that make people’s planes disappear for being idiots yet make other people happy that those people are controlling.

IFATC (Infinite Flight Air Traffic Controlling) just ghosted me please help I did nothing wrong!!!

by NovemberFourTangoEcho May 16, 2018

Triff

Way too offensive to say!

You are such a Triff!

by Neil Bothamley January 8, 2009