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Rusty Barfield

When a hooker gives a man a blowjob with less than half of her teeth and a mouthfull of cinnamon
dude that hooker last night gave me a Rusty Barfield
by Schek November 6, 2009
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rusty puppet

Anal fisting with a sock on the hand. Once the hand is inserted, a tiny puppet play is performed in the fistee's colon. The besocked hand is then extracted and the fistee is punched in the mouth with the fouled sock-fist.
I'm gonna do Punch and Judy in your ass when I rusty puppet you, bitch.
by Rusty Columbus July 4, 2008
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rusty money

when a girls vagina hasn't been washed or just isnt clean. it is a distinct smell that any guy (or girl) can point out. Mostly noticeable the day after sex or after a day of not showering.
Ew girls, it smells like rusty money in here.
by Kalliopi Smith December 23, 2010
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rusty trombone

"tossin the salad while yankin the tubesteak smothered in underwear. unless there is some wanted or unwanted gas. then it's reffered to as a rusty gillespie."
In addition to the above statement, there is also the secondary humor involved with the muffled low end sound that would actually come out of a rusty trombine.
sheryl found that the old rusty trombone could play a perfect b flat
by jd March 31, 2004
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rusty trombone

the act of sucking ass while giving the old grab and yanky yanky
man that rusty trombone really gets you in ba(n)d geek mood
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Rusty Muppet

The act of inserting your arm (elbows deep), dressed in Elmo attire (naturally) into one's anus whilst've being in hunched position; to be tickled into uprght position with said hand.
I can't watch Sesame Street without dreaming of a rusty muppet.
by BEBOFA.NUTZ February 16, 2017
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rusty cannonball

A sexual act in which a woman, during her period, inserts a ping pong ball into her vagina. She then, using muscle contractions, pops the ball out, hopefully causing it to fly some distance.
"Dude, my grandma can rusty cannonball farther than you can throw a football"

"You'll never believe it, but my girlfriend almost took my eye out with a rusty cannonball last night"
by Kirkus Jones December 13, 2008
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