Two-Toned

verb
1. Black and blue, getting swiftly knocked in the face, being left with visible mark(s).

2. Getting hit and marked as fast as a printer types a single letter.

3. Getting punched for something (that wasn't necessarily that serious) but the mother fucker keeps running their mouth too much. A quick way to shut up that noise.

4. Shutting up someone that says something offensive, commonly known as a spit fire.

"You need to stop coming at me all crazy, you're about to get two toned. I don't have time for that nonsense."

"She got two toned, her face looks purple after one damn punch! Haha, bitch couldn't shut up on that disrespectful shit."

I heard he got two-toned, hit him quickly...thank god it stopped that argument!

by XianStarr October 7, 2016

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To get tossed

To have sex

Bro I can't wait to get tossed this weekend!

by VollDasBrainEyy February 18, 2019

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Sauced and Tossed

Too consume marijuana and some brews within the same night with the goal of being crossed.

You ready to get sauced and tossed at the part later tonight?

by sneakycactus June 16, 2017

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Toned

To be: made love to, fucked, or screwed. This pertains to the literal sense as well as the proverbial sense.

Oh man...I was really drunk last night and these two guys double-toned me.

Dude, I got toned by the physics exam today.

by xAfricanx October 27, 2006

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Gangly Toed Muzzie-faced Martian head

Men named Ross.(BUT they need to possess large heads, lanky bodies, moustaches, and really long gnarled toes that happen to be as long as most peoples fingers)

Wow check out that Gangly toed muzzie-faced martian head!!! MmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmmm he's hot!

by Amber AKA twiggle face April 1, 2009

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