sweater vest

An article of clothing that is capable of getting you gigantic amounts of ass.

Girl 1: Whoa, look at that guy wearing that sweater vest!
Girl 2: God, he's so hot. I wish more boys had style like him.
Girl 3: No way, because then that guy wouldn't be special and unique and sexy!
Girl 4: But how are we all going to have him?

Girl 5: I'm not sharing with you bitches.

by Chairs November 15, 2009

Sweater Meat

Term used to describe the female breasts under a form fitting sweater, preferably a tight turtleneck made of cashmere or merino wool.

Did you see Keri today? She's prancing around the office showing real nice sweater meat in a tight red turtleneck.

by Cab Callaway January 27, 2006

Sweater Hogs

Nice big boobies in a sweater taking up all the extra sweater room.

"Wow, look at the sweater hogs on that bitch, there's no room left in that sweater!"

by chef plumpkin January 6, 2008

Sweaty Macintosh

The act of forcefully driving an apple into one's vagina while using it to masturbate. Afterwords, eating the apple.

Stay out! I'm trying to Sweaty Macintosh over here!

by ThiccSpaghett December 28, 2010

Sweaty balls

A commonly misheard lyric from the popular Panic! At the Disco song "L.A. Devotee"

"Sweaty balls under desert skies"

by Allisonmcflurry December 21, 2016

Gelatin Sweater

To ejaculate a monstrous load onto a person's torso, giving them a coating of semen that resembles a sweater made out of gelatin

"That bitch was sucking me off, and at the last second I pulled it out and gave her a nasty gelatin sweater! Hahah bet she's nice and warm now!"

by O. March 23, 2003

Thigh Sweats

The moistening of one's thighs due to a sexual attraction. Typically referring to a female, but not exclusively.

Damn fool, your mom can't stop staring at me... She must have the thigh sweats for me!

by holdfast April 17, 2009