Spuren

Male organ; commonly used during sexual intercourse for the ultimate goal of reproduction. Identical in nature to the Cocken.

ooooo mein spuren, it says ja! NB: This phrase is to be spoken with a poorly immitated german accent. To be promptly followed by a plethora of German-sounding jibberish. Example: "AHHH SHIT JAAA!" or, "oooo meinen Ahhhen"

by Guido Sanduce September 13, 2006

love spuds

Term popularised by Craig Charles in Red Dwarf and voice overs for Challenge TV version of Takeshi's Castle. Slang for testicles, see nads, bollocks, happy sacks, balls.

"What a great shot, right in the happy sacks"

by Chico! August 7, 2004

spunk

A colloquial for ejaculate. Mostly used in Britain.

After wanking for the first time in two weeks I need at least two handkerchiefs to wipe up all the spunk.

by Kiezpro January 20, 2005

spunk-fronters

a favourite pair of comfortable trousers esp. tracksuit or 'tracky' bottoms, used for idling and solitary 'recreation' while at home... generally not washed from one year to the next, the frontal area builds up a delightfully pungent, and crusty residue of semen...

also affectionately known as 'fronters'

Jell0r raced home from work, removed the gimpsuit, and retrieved his spunk-fronters from their position propped up against the wall... after chipping his way into them, the spunky front caressed his loins like sandpaper on wood..

by Tongeh September 26, 2006

spuzzum

town on the trans canada highway north of hope, recently experienced a fire which destroyed their store,post office, and museum, only one building burnt down, formerly a population of 60, now less, all visible remements are a sign spraypainted on the side of the highway pointing to "spuzzum indian reservation"

i blinked and missed spuzzum

by matt June 12, 2004

chumble spuzz

An awesome comic book series made by Ethan Nicolle..

Person 1: Dude, you checked out the new Chumble Spuzz
Person 2: Ye man, that shit is dope..

by Biff Reagle March 3, 2008

anal spunk

the aftermath that a girl/guy pushes outta his/her butthole after a burtal assfuck, which can be a mixture of semen, sweat and or shit, and on rare instances, urine. The chances of having anal spunk are even greater if the person recieved a creampie(cumming inside someones asshole).

After having butt sex, Jessica had to push the anal spunk out of her ass.

Suzy had anal spunk seeping out of her butt after having ass sex.

by ADD86 October 28, 2007