Slut Spiral

A continual series of negative events that includes an exponential decrease in standards for sexual partners, increased consumption of fatty food and a major reduction in social activity.

Kim was once a famous model was known for her long-term relationships. After a 42-day binge of Vodka and dollar store ice cream she lost respect in her social circle and had sexual relations with her mechanic. She felt so bad about this that she spent 12 days eating Corn dogs and drinking Colt 45’s. She then slept with her 87-year-old math professor. This is the beginning of the worst Slut Spiral in history.

by Old Man Matt September 4, 2006

Spinally

adverb describing an excuse for an embarrassing loss or injury

I hurt my back...spinally.

by aladiesman October 18, 2008

spingled

Verb. The act of jokingly fondling the breast of an elderly woman with dementia.

Grandma just got spingled by a reindeer.

by DJ NEON June 19, 2017

URBAN SPINACH

Also known as collard greens.

Give me some black eyed peas and urban spinach.

by Pongopachu October 18, 2008

Luke Spinelli

sexy beast who is a changed man who def dont got two bodys and fucks wit horny sophmores

damnnnn look at luke spinelli fuckin that 7th grader in the movie theater

by not luke spinelli May 2, 2022

off da spindle

"the freshest," "the hottest"

Son, those new kicks are off da spindle, G!!

by hizzihotboy July 16, 2003

DOW-ward spiral

Like a downward spiral, but is more severe to reflect the dramatically declining DOW

God, he is on a DOW-ward spiral these days. He needs to get it together.

by tleger2011 September 14, 2011