Spedamine

A mixture of speed and ketamine powders that are combined in order to fuck your shit up. Super fun and super dirty.

1. Yea me and Dan had some Spedamine last weekend, he threw his guts up but he was proper loving it!

2.Dealer:Want some Spedamine?
You:Yea!!
Dealer:Its like snorting glue
You:Gimmie!!!!

by Jeevesy babey May 8, 2008

seedy kook

someone who is filthy and a wannabe surfer.
annoying seedy person.

Girl: ahh your so gay
girl2: fcuk you you seedy kook.

by llaaauuuraaa October 17, 2008

Sped Muff

Short for Sped Muffin, meaning someone who makes a stupid mistake or asks a dumb question.

For Example,

Tucker: Meaghan, where do you live?

meaghan: Tucker, we live togeather you sped muff.

by M[cote]2013 June 6, 2009

Spedeech

When a Special ed. Kid tries to make a Speech and he ends up failing
see Sped

Random Person = So today i bring you here for ICECREAM TRANSFORMERSICLESWITHCOTTONCANDY DURRRHBGH

PERSON 2 = Look a Spedeech!

by Tobi! August 26, 2009

spedaphor

a retarded metaphor; a comparison that makes no sense

student 1: "Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master."

Student 2: "wow that's a spedaphor!"

by Jaws 77 January 3, 2013

Seedy Bishop

When you go for confession but recieve oral sex instead

"Did you confess your sins?"

"Nah, I got a Seedy Bishop instead."

by Dr_Alto July 19, 2015

spedog

A REALLY FAST DOG
I MEAN REEEEAAALLLYYYY FAST
I MEAN LIKE SO FAST
YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE IT!

Did you see Ladii? She ran at the speed of a spedog after that pedophile.
OMG its a spedog! OH WAIT I CAN'T SEE IT!

by SPEDOG July 6, 2017