shlarping

A subtle combination of lingering, lurking, and cruising, usually done in one action and without self-awareness.

That man was shlarping sooooo hard down the street.

by Duderson McGee November 9, 2014

Slargy

A combination of "sluggish" and "lethargic." Lazy, unproductive and unmotivated. Connotes disdain.

"I'm so slargy today. I just want to stay in my pajamas, do bong hits, and sit on the couch eating Fritos."

by OG-BB1966 December 28, 2014

Salary Nip

An act of showing salary slip with signature from boss and put it against nip

Please provide salary nip for verification purposes

by huehuehue4321 June 28, 2016

Silarious

Sad, yet hilarious.

I.E.- Trump tweeting a feud with cable hosts (as president) is funny, but the fact it is real is rather sad.

Trump's unhinged press conference was silarious.

by SardonicMommy July 2, 2017

Sclarity

The visibility through the sclera of one’s eye.

I can see quite clearly today. There is a lot of sclarity.

I just woke up ya know. I don’t have much sclarity right now.

by Johan_294 August 7, 2019

Slark

A Slark is a person who is just really, really cool. Like really cool. Like awesome. Like it’s unbelievable how radical they are.

“Woah, look at that Slark over there!”
“No, you’re the one acting like a Slark right now.”

by Yettibyte March 29, 2020

slarble

To perform oral sex (typically fellatio) with passionate, sloppily moist abandon. Used as a noun, "blowjob".

That football captain is hot as fuck. All the gays want to slarble him even though he's an asshole.

by Trickla Bickla February 22, 2021