Kraken Snatch

A large and nasty vagina. Often accompanied by tendrils and a beak. The more nasty ones will have sailors and cannon balls inside too. These are attracted by loud thumping noises. When they queef large volumes of mucus and death will be discharged, along with portions of ships.

when she spread her legs she unleashed the kraken snatch and everywhere seamen ran for their lives.

by Anal Oil Rig January 17, 2010

North Alaskan Deadliest Snatch

An Eskimo woman who has HIV or full blown AIDS.

Tom: Oh man I finally balled that Eskimo chick Cikuq this morning.

Johnson: Shit man! Don't you know she's a North Alaskan Deadliest Snatch.

Tom: OH FUCK!

by Drpun May 18, 2009

Snatch Monkey

An extremely unreasonable, obnoxious person.

Wow I cannot believe that stupid snatch monkey ratted me out.

by Logan, Alexa, Casey September 28, 2008

bag snatch

the act of sneaking up behind a car at a drive thru and as the person hands the food to the person in the car the person behind the car runs up and grabs the bag while gleefully running away with free food

omg i was at jack in the box today and some guy stole my food

thats called a bag snatch and that might of been gordon he does those alot

by STEEL GONDOR February 3, 2010

snatchbite

when a females bottoms are so tight that you can see the outline of her vagina, sometimes hot/sometimes should be illegal; pussy wedgie.

that girl has a huge snatchbite in that bathing suit

by pettycash August 11, 2006

snatchburglar

A hooligan. Typically of the teenage variety that will abduct, embezzle, or misappropriate any vagina he comes in contact with. A ruffian who steals women from other males. A Thug or a Vandal, whose other objectives include vagina.

Dude what happened to your girlfriend....??? Goddamn Snatchburglars.

by digitaldebris December 13, 2008

snatchflaps

Female genitalia, labia.

Sorry darling I can't come out tonight I'm waxing my snatchflaps.

by Greenhenry August 2, 2007