Top shelf club

When a girl is bent over on all fours and your looking from behing. You have two options. The bottom shelf (pussy) and the top shelf (asshole). And the top shelf is always harder to get, thus why its better.

"I just joined the Top shelf club last night."

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by mst3kld April 12, 2005

Shelfie

The act of "shelving" an MDMA pill by inserting it halfway into the anus, then taking a photo of said pill while it is still poking out from the anus before fully pushing it in. Usually followed by posting the resulting photo on social networks to show how hip you are with the drug scene.

Clara: "Lets get these pills up our arses and hit the clubs!"
Ned: "Just one moment while I take a shelfie for the facebook!"

by mlabs March 10, 2015

over the sholder bolder holder

a man or womens arm over the sholder cuping the bottem of a womens breast

puting your arm over the sholder of a girl and holding on to her boobs ther for called over the sholder bolder holder

by cock fart December 29, 2009

Top-Shelf

Defecating into the upper tank of a toilet

That was a lame ass house party and the host pissed me off. So, I took a Top-Shelf before I went home...

by danantnap April 28, 2009

Shoefie

A picture of someone's shoes, often used for the soul purpose of Like Fishing.

*Note* Frequent Shoefie's can be an early sign of simple-bitch syndrome, if you or any others present symptoms of S.I.M.P.L.E please report it to the CDC immediately.

Dan - "Did you guys see kate's Shoefie? I'm worried she is going simple on us!"

by BraveMart September 28, 2014

elf on shelf

getting a blow job while sitting on a higher position (table ) or bureau and girl get her head same height

I sat on the mantle, like an elf on shelf while my girl gave me a blow job standing up

by dolbery October 9, 2017

you've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for

This is commonly used once someone finds two words that rhyme, and make it into the "elf on the shelf" format.

Guy: You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for..
*a picture of Shrek on a deck*
Guy 2: that's clever

by extreme coughing November 16, 2018