shirt hams

big perky boobs. nuff said.

i got my face between your sisters shirt hams.

by mutant-lizard February 3, 2010

Shirt Nob

when a man tucks his shirt into his trousers, then forgets to zip his fly up and the end of his shirt sticks out the gap.

damn i laughed my freaking ass off when josh returned from the toilet with a shirt nob.

by ProperRadge June 11, 2010

Shirt Commando

When you wear a sweatshirt, cardigan, jacket or other outwear without wearing a shirt underneath.

Jonah was too lazy to get dressed properly, so he went shirt commando.

by Jonecky December 13, 2010

shimitting

simultaneous rapid anal feacal evacuation and violent oral ejection of stomach contents.

Dear Sir, I cannot come into work today as i have been shimitting all night. I think i ate a dodgy kebab after all those pints

by bruxia November 2, 2010

Shirt Saggage

When you can tell when a woman is wearing a bra or not, there is the definite underlining of the boob which the shirt may catch under.

Jayk: Hey Ramsey
Ramsey:Yeah
Jayk:Lisa isnt wearing a bra today
Ramsey: how do you know
Jayk: you dont see that shirt saggage?

by Dirty Wizzard September 30, 2011

Sherito

A combination of the words 'shit' and 'burrito'. It explains a situation or day that made you feel worse than eating a bad burrito. It can also be used to explain food that tastes worse than a bad burrito.

How was your day today?
Oh, my day was absolutely sherito. Have you had lunch?
Yes, my burger tasted sherito!

by DinkyBinky December 30, 2012

shirt slasher

Someone who knifes or shoots people, therefore "slashing" their shirt.

He's a murderer...he's a shirt slasher.

by Thats_funny__69 March 13, 2014